I hate it when people don’t have an about me page or a description or anything on their blog like I want to know about you
(Source: abernastay)
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I’m sitting.
Me:
(Source: grizzzlybearcub)
